so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

